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2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the c*nd0m factory.

4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings…’

5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men
‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.

7. There are three stages of s*x in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try
Weekly, and Try Weakly.

8. V1rg1nity can be cured.

9. V1rgin1ty is not dignity, its lack of opportunity.

10. Having s*x is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner,
you’d better have a good hand.

12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.

13. What’s an Australian ki$s? – The same thing as a French ki$s, only
down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy
with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing……

15. What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life? – Life su(k$,
job su(k$, and the wife doesn’t.

17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men
still sleep with their wives!!


censored and these stuff are just for a weekend relax, no offense ! hehehe

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