*If you don’t believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.
* Opinion is like an ass hole, everyone has one.
* A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress.
*Excuses are like asses: everyone has ’em and they all stink.
*If you think sex is a pain in the ass, you’re doing it
*The difference between a husband and a lover is the
difference between day and night.
* I love you in blue… I love you in red but most of all, I
love you in bed.
*Prostitution is a hole sale business.
* A tight dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the
premises without restricting the view.
* I’m not attracted by a girl’s mind …. but by what she
* Guns don’t kill people… Husbands who come home
early, kill people.
* Getting married is like getting into a bath tub. After
you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.
PS: no censored. heheh for my final exam and for weekend to all ^^ btw i like number 3 and the last saying. Most of them sound offensive but damn correct. is it?